Rajinikanth Facts–Part2

 

  

This post is an extension to my last post on Rajinikanth 100 facts. Fun continues…enjoy!

 

 

 

Why did the British leave INDIA iN 1947 ?
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Because they came to know a baby Named RajiNikaNth will be borN iN 1949!!

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Rajinikanth once wrote his Autobiography....
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Today that book is known as Guinness Book of World Records!!!

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1+0=1
1*0=0
1-0=1
den
1/0=?
dis was d question once asked 2 RAJNIKANTH and he said,
"I don’t know!"
That’s why it's declared as "Not Defined"..!
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Did U ever wonder...??
What does GOD exclaim when he is shocked?
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'Oh my RAJNIKANTH!!!!!'

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Once while playing Rajinikanth said "STATUE" to a person.........
Now that person is known as "STATUE OF LIBERTY"....
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The day ROBOT was released; Rajinikanth gave Times of India a rating of 4 stars !

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Some actors set benchmarks in cinema, Rajinikanth sets desk marks

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Rajinikanth once rolled a dice and scored a 7

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Rajinikanth runs until the Treadmill gets tired

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Alfred Noble won RAJNIKANTH award!

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Rajinikanth's codes are never reviewed, if he makes an error, that's an invention

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Rajinikanth can write into A READ ONLY FILE

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If you spell Rajinikanth wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Rajinikanth?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."

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Once Rajinikanth taught a kid how to enter a house without Ringing the doorbell........
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Today he is known as Inspector DAYA.. (CID)

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Genies rub Rajinikanth and he grants them three wishes

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Rajinikanth was offered Aamir's role in "Ghajini" but he denied. Because Rajinikanth can only give memory loss
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Rajinikanth participated in 100m race and obviously he came first........
Einstein died after watching the race becoz.......
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LIGHT came Second !!!!
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Rajinikanth doesn't shave...
he just looks in the mirror and dares hairs to grow...!!
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Part of Apple's logo dat is missing was eaten by Rajinikanth...
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** Breaking news **
Rajinikanth......
got shot yesterday . .
today is the bullet''s funeral...!!
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Rajinikanth Presented A Cheque
and
The Bank Bounced:-D
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Government pays TAX to Rajinikanth for working in India...........
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Awesome fact:
Rajinikanth has counted infinity twice.!
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Rajinikanth creates his new mail i.d.
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Gmail@rajnikant.com

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USA POWER
vs
INDIAN POWER
USA-
10000 nuclear weapons, 600000 army, 10000 tanks,
12000 air force, 3000 ships
INDIA-
*RAJNIKANTH*
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Once Dinosaurs borrowed money from Rajinikanth and refused to pay him back...
That was the last time anyone saw Dinosaurs...

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A child went2 Kashmir& started playing by making small mountains from ice.
Today those mountains are called "Himalayas"
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That child name is
RAJNIKANTH

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FaceBooK founder Mark Zukerberg hospitalized with serious injury..
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Rajinikanth poked him on Facebook.
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a 22 wheeler huge truck once met with an accident against RAJINIKANTH
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Since then,
it is called TATA NANO.
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Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald's,
and got it.
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Basketball player to RAJNIKANT:
I can spin a ball on my finger for 2 hours ... can u ???
Rajinikanth: Dude, how do u think the earth spins?? mind it...
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Spider man,superman,batman,James bond, ironman, Shakti man, krish all visited Rajinikanth.
Do u know which day it was?
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GURU DIVAS!

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BREAKING NEWS.....
FACEBOOK HAS NOW JOINED ""RAJNIKANTH""
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Once when Rajinikanth was playing cricket ,he played a defensive shot...
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And now that ball is called...
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" PLUTO "
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Rajinikanth once threw a coin in disgust at a black beggar,
he is now called 50 cent

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RAJNIKANT enters BIGG BOSS 4...
next day ...
RAJNIKANT chahte hai ki BIGG BOSS confession room me aayein!!!
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Once a guy winked at Rajinikanth's wife, Rajinikanth twisted his limbs and broke his eyelid.
We now know him as Baba Ramdev.. 
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Rajinikanth and Superman once had arm wrestled and the loser had to wear his Underwear over his pants..
We all know who won..!!